🌾 ivan 🌱 @ivan@coolkids.house

if you let a witch stay at your house, they will sometimes leave you plants and potions as thanks

Biden looks like he's loading at all times

Biden is so cooked

GyatGPT

if i sigh loud enough, my dog will run over and kiss my ears until he is sure im ok

10/10 game design tbh

theres literally a giant green speedboat with a shark face painted on it called “The Beast” that comes out and zigzags around from time to time

learning how to sail while dodging ferries in the hudson river and having a guy yelling at you like a drill instructor is pretty intense

"ahh, a bright new day, time to put on some relaxing music and do some work"

youtube: "wanna watch a 9/11 video?"

let our AI models look at your content just for content review just a little bit just the tip come on please