🌾 ivan 🌱 @ivan@coolkids.house
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software jobs are either 'you'll be writing verified machine code for pacemakers keeping thousands of people alive' or 'we need someone to add buttons with rounded corners to our website' and they both pay the same
any time i make any sudden movements, my dog thinks it's playtime and goes and gets all his toys ready and it's heartbreaking to let him down what kind of game design is this
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I am now on the editorial board of Taper!
If you've never read it before, Taper publishes code-poems 2048 bytes or less written in pure HTML and JS.
I've submitted work to several issues and I'm really excited to see how it looks from the other side.
There are still a few days to submit to the next issue!
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I saw this online somewhere and I just had to recreate it. This is my coding happy place.
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💾🏺 We were delighted by this wonderful archaeological discovery! 🤩
#computermuseum #computerhistory #slovenia #ljubljana #softwareheritage #digitalheritage #nostalgia #nostalgie #nostalgi #retrocomputing #windows #vintagecomputer #vintagecomputing
what's a good place to find indie game composers?
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texting "im so fucking good at what i do" to my boss to make him appreciate me more
it sucks that it's Apple only and it does rely on their unified memory architecture, but Swift + Metal is some of the most pleasant graphics programming time you can have these days
gosh Metal is so nice. every time i have to use it, it's pure joy. all the flexibility of Vulkan but actually usable by mortals.
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hey my instance is back up, here's some goblins! #goblinweek
every number is as it should be
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simpsons intro looking ass sky
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the 'a' in atan2 stands for 'absolutely no idea which direction it's going to be on first try'
everytime i eat soup and my dog wants some i have to patiently explain to him why he can't be eating soup
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