🌾 ivan 🌱 @ivan@coolkids.house

i want more cool voice notifications from my computer. it's such a sci-fi trope and yet the only thing that does it currently is my headphones telling me their battery status

masto admins: i switched my instance to use a CDN and it works great on the web, but all the media in apps is broken. I don't think it's a cache issue as it's the case with newly installed apps too. any ideas?

disappointed to not see the younger generation slapping their forehead as hard as possible when they realize they did something wrong

i'm so excited for how my little suite of header only libraries is evolving. here is the code of the MNIST digit recognition app using the header only vulkan graphics engine that lets you draw a digit and tells you what it is using the header only ML library

https://gist.github.com/ivansafrin/24069d453663471598e9532fcd19fba7

can't wait to share it all once they're a bit more cleaned up!

running my own ML stack in my own Vulkan engine. #feelsgood :)

people who've never needed something in the middle of the night in the american back country will never truly understand why walmart took over this land. you can get anything you want at like 11 p.m. in a 20 min drive from every god forsaken middle of nowhere hole

what if we kissed in the vent of cs_assault

“i’m not a surgeon so i didn’t want to go digging around too deep in there” - person who just finished emergency surgery on my dog in the middle of the night

trying to debug a nasty memory error somewhere around this line of code... wait a second!

closed a bank account because their online banking was totally broken, opened one at a different bank and can’t even login to it. starting to think all banks are a scam