🌾 ivan 🌱 @ivan@coolkids.house

@omershapira i was under the impression that movies were edited with more and more cuts these days. maybe they're just competing for attention along different axes

time to splat

i've developed a relationship to my custom mastodon instance that is similar i imagine to the one one has with an aging nuclear reactor. it works and i'm too afraid to touch it to ever upgrade it

sometimes you use a ; and it's just. right.

me: i have so much work to do

also me: 👀

just added 100th card to my game! making a Lua-based card scripting system is really paying off and now that I have the API pretty much set, I can churn out like 10-15 cards a day

@omershapira mechanized memes

the coolest thing about Gaussian splatting is how similar it is to painting where high frequency details are done with more detailed brushstrokes

(screenshot from https://gsplat.tech/)

i am unreasonably excited for Counter Strike 2, a game that changes nothing from its previous iteration except making everything look and sound prettier. this is my Madden i guess

@selfsame oh man i used to play that shit in the 90s. you can still telnet into it

if you don't have an emoji in your bash prompt what are you even doing

always fascinating to watch the complete lack of media coverage in the west every time shit hits the fan between armenia and azerbaijan

@selfsame we should be able to battle them like pokemon

life is best looked at in bewilderment